I work in a meat market on my feet all day lifting heavy stuff but it always says i dont exercise

It’s better than Siri calling me pen*s & I was still dumb enough to convert my apartment from Alexa to all IOS w HomeKit and Siri HomePods 😂😂🤷‍♂️

Happened to me this morning also

I’m in a wheelchair. I allegedly complete my stand rings everyday. Makes no sense.

Were ya diddling your pudd whacker in your sleep?

My stand hour count when I get up from Bed to pee or hell even when I lie in bed with my arm over my face sometimes! I stopped trying to make sense of it all a long time ago😂

Did you have a nightmare? Could’ve detected an increased heart rate and interpreted it as activity.

Lmao my Apple Watch tells me I should move and I’m legit sleeping like bro what do u want

Damn Apple Watch got some serious sarcasm… 😂

And was sound asleep for 4 hours…. wtf 🙃

Did you wake up at 1:51 AM?

got the same thing literally every night LOL

This is why I hate the rings

OP is sleep walking

I have a love/hate relationship with the rings. Can’t tell you how often I get cheated out of legitimate stands.

Sleep walking..

"You didn't close your ring yesterday...", yup and I wont today either.

you woke up in the "upside down" dude 🤷🏻‍♂️

i can’t believe they didn’t test for these edge cases

They should replace stand with steps taken.

Getting your exercise in while asleep…you should patent your technique and sell it for trillions.

I was on couch drinking soda and eating chips and my standup ring completed. Nice!

That’s the new sarcasm AI algorithm Apple introduced on their latest updates 😂

Maybe it was 0.01 calories vs 0 calories before?

Check your security camera. You were probably abducted by aliens 👽

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Say what you want about Watch OS 10 ... it's a pretty aggressive update!

If I wake in the night to take a wee, the next hour it will tell me it is time to stand up and wake me up. WTF it is before my alarm time!

...just what type of dreams did you have before waking up?

Sleep masturbation. That’s the only logical explanation.

Idk what happened but this made my day 😂