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[-] lordnibblet@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I work in a meat market on my feet all day lifting heavy stuff but it always says i dont exercise

[-] LogicalWolverine7720@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It’s better than Siri calling me pen*s & I was still dumb enough to convert my apartment from Alexa to all IOS w HomeKit and Siri HomePods 😂😂🤷‍♂️

[-] tru3boy@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Happened to me this morning also

[-] ConfectionMoney587@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I’m in a wheelchair. I allegedly complete my stand rings everyday. Makes no sense.

[-] Comfortable_Skirt454@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Were ya diddling your pudd whacker in your sleep?

[-] irish-unicorn@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

My stand hour count when I get up from Bed to pee or hell even when I lie in bed with my arm over my face sometimes! I stopped trying to make sense of it all a long time ago😂

[-] snic2030@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Did you have a nightmare? Could’ve detected an increased heart rate and interpreted it as activity.

[-] highonmatcha@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Lmao my Apple Watch tells me I should move and I’m legit sleeping like bro what do u want

[-] siobhanmairii__@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[-] Positive-Village-684@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Damn Apple Watch got some serious sarcasm… 😂

[-] siobhanmairii__@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

And was sound asleep for 4 hours…. wtf 🙃

[-] Queasy_Firefighter57@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Did you wake up at 1:51 AM?

[-] mixayaz1991@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

got the same thing literally every night LOL

[-] little_blu_eyez@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

This is why I hate the rings

[-] povertymayne@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[-] Grayzo@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Or sleep wanking!! Whatever closes that ring, right? 😂

[-] ptm93@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I have a love/hate relationship with the rings. Can’t tell you how often I get cheated out of legitimate stands.

[-] Mr_XConsole@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Sleep walking..

[-] Polarnorth81@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

"You didn't close your ring yesterday...", yup and I wont today either.

[-] filipepratalima@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

you woke up in the "upside down" dude 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] redditor977@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

i can’t believe they didn’t test for these edge cases

[-] SnooRecipes1192@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

They should replace stand with steps taken.

[-] yogibasket@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Getting your exercise in while asleep…you should patent your technique and sell it for trillions.

[-] pengmalups@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I was on couch drinking soda and eating chips and my standup ring completed. Nice!

[-] Miserable-Arachnid40@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

That’s the new sarcasm AI algorithm Apple introduced on their latest updates 😂

[-] siobhanmairii__@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

For real though

[-] Littens4Life@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Maybe it was 0.01 calories vs 0 calories before?

[-] ivanjanko@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Check your security camera. You were probably abducted by aliens 👽

[-] Virtual-Ad7848@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[-] NomusaMagic@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[-] Turboboxer@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

If I wake in the night to take a wee, the next hour it will tell me it is time to stand up and wake me up. WTF it is before my alarm time!

[-] JustCallMeSalex@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Turn on sleep focus and that won’t happen.

[-] spiders888@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

...just what type of dreams did you have before waking up?

[-] bgreganti@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Sleep masturbation. That’s the only logical explanation.

[-] Pretend-Charity8021@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Idk what happened but this made my day 😂

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