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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I work in a meat market on my feet all day lifting heavy stuff but it always says i dont exercise

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It’s better than Siri calling me pen*s & I was still dumb enough to convert my apartment from Alexa to all IOS w HomeKit and Siri HomePods 😂😂🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Happened to me this morning also

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I’m in a wheelchair. I allegedly complete my stand rings everyday. Makes no sense.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Were ya diddling your pudd whacker in your sleep?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

My stand hour count when I get up from Bed to pee or hell even when I lie in bed with my arm over my face sometimes! I stopped trying to make sense of it all a long time ago😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Did you have a nightmare? Could’ve detected an increased heart rate and interpreted it as activity.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lmao my Apple Watch tells me I should move and I’m legit sleeping like bro what do u want

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Damn Apple Watch got some serious sarcasm… 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

And was sound asleep for 4 hours…. wtf 🙃

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Did you wake up at 1:51 AM?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

got the same thing literally every night LOL

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

This is why I hate the rings

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Or sleep wanking!! Whatever closes that ring, right? 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I have a love/hate relationship with the rings. Can’t tell you how often I get cheated out of legitimate stands.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Sleep walking..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

"You didn't close your ring yesterday...", yup and I wont today either.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

you woke up in the "upside down" dude 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

i can’t believe they didn’t test for these edge cases

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

They should replace stand with steps taken.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Getting your exercise in while asleep…you should patent your technique and sell it for trillions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I was on couch drinking soda and eating chips and my standup ring completed. Nice!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That’s the new sarcasm AI algorithm Apple introduced on their latest updates 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

For real though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Maybe it was 0.01 calories vs 0 calories before?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Check your security camera. You were probably abducted by aliens 👽

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If I wake in the night to take a wee, the next hour it will tell me it is time to stand up and wake me up. WTF it is before my alarm time!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Turn on sleep focus and that won’t happen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

...just what type of dreams did you have before waking up?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Sleep masturbation. That’s the only logical explanation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Idk what happened but this made my day 😂