Pause? LOL
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I need an apple x google fanfic
Buttttt your texts still remain green
Honestly having Bard and assistant to strengthen Siri seems like a pretty obvious step in integrating the two companies together
Google CEO: best I can do it touching tips
Google and Apple partnership is a match made in heaven. Apple understands that not much work has to be done to get 36% of revenue from Google search . No brainer hear . Who doesn’t want free money with little to no work ?
And yet keep Android and iOS ecosystems far from each other, never to cross paths
How to spell oligopoly?
Tim knows the skinny ones always packin’
Gimme an iPhone 4S with updated internals and running Android. I'll buy it in a flash. Legit my dream phone.
Ayo?
“PS: but you stay green though.”
That’s deeep
👀
Our vision is that we work as if we are one company.
Sounds like antitrust regulators would absolutely love that…
The jokes write themselves
😳📸
Tim : "You're the Apple of my i"
Sundar : "You make me Googly eyed"
Heheh
Finally Tim apple goin balls deep into Sundar.
God forbid.
FTC be like, "Say that again? For the record."
“So deep so deep put that ass to sleep” Ice Cube
So Tim Apple is definitely a top. 50 shades of Apple and Google streaming on peacock soon
I’d imagine Apple wants to make sure there is competition in AI against Microsoft.
I miss Steve Jobs.
Holy War against Android.
Oh we going "deep" alright.
Sounds a little… you know what
"deep...DEEEP, partners ;)"- Tim Cook.. (please don't downvote me for the joke on his sexual preference)
Is it just me or is it hot in here?
That's some hard bs but I'm assuming he's mostly referring to Google services like workspace and search.
Apple and Google are already deeply intertwined. Might as well call them "frenemies" rather than direct competitors.
Homosexuality has ruined my brain.
This is such an awkward sentence and I think Tim knew it
He is actually gay, after all ;)
How deep? Sundar run quickly.
and share information better
That's it. He wants all the private data while also touting iPhone as a privacy-centric platform. He wants it both ways.
Ayo?
Now you can officially call the Apple-Google alliance a monopoly.
Tim wants to go deep with Sundar. So deep you can't tell where Tim ends and Sundar begins. In the business sense of course.
Ayo?
that's bad.
this seems to be commentary on a decision made in 2018.
Hes just flirting!
So this means Apple is having a hard time figuring out the AI stuff and they realize they actually DO need all of that user data from Google. Gonna be funny when Apple starts slowly backing off of the privacy marketing shtick.
Zap Brannigan: Erotic
and we will start to see the end of "what happens in iphone, stays in iphone" ad
deeper baby