"got any example" - me

... - them

I do. I knock on people's door and convert them to A Gay. And I'm coming for your door too, eventually. Just you wait.

This is one of the things that pisses me off. A cis/straight person complaining about a gay relationship in a movie. "They keep trying to force it down our throats" while there are literally thousands of CIS/Straight relationships flaunted everywhere every day in everything everywhere. Fucking hypocrisies.

Had a group of Christians approach me while i was looking at nail polish in an Ulta. Even after i said no thank you as politely as an angel they still insisted on letting me now their imaginary friend loved me. If anyone in the lgbt+ community acted like that in public Christians would call it grooming.

I'm a straight cis het dude. I have never felt oppressed by gay homies. Like how hard is it just not give a fuck?

knock knock knock

Hello, have you heard about our lord and savious Luigi Magione?

I'm getting an attractive middle aged gay man and going door to door selling gay. We need pamphlets.

Good evening, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, cock?

The only "Christians" I know that do this are specifically Mormons and Jehova Witnesses.

Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you?

No, but I imagine it would make a whole lot of Republican secret wishes come true.

Excuse me sir, are you familiar with cock?

Hrm, thnx for this piece trying to convert me.

I enjoy irony.

I have straight aura, and I 've been in a lot of queer spaces where people think i was the token straight, no one never tried to convert me.

But that one time the charity i was working for found a partnership with a local catholic church, suddenly i have to explain over and over why i don't need religion in my life.

When I was 19yo, we saw a couple of mormon fellows making the rounds. My gf suggested we get ready to answer the door naked as though they interrupted us having sex. I can't remember what happened, so that probably means they didn't knock on our door. My memory is also shit due to years of drugs and alcohol plus ADHD. It would have been funny, though.

Religious knockers get an automatic, "Get fucked," from me today. The fucking arrogance of coming to my home to tell me that I'm wrong and you're right is baffling.

Maybe the temptation they feel is the gays knocking from inside and that's why they're mad

"omg rainbows, how awful!" - jerks with zero self awareness who are oh so mad that other human beings being celebrated

i don't care for sports but i don't get crazy upset they're shoved down my throat at every turn because that's someone else's fun

The saddest part of all of it is that it affected transphobia a lot, since trans women were painted as gay men tricking straight men in order to convert them to homosexuality. Bigots just realized they can divide the conquer the queer community once enough of the gays started to forget some of the details of the past.