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[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have a character I've been playing for months named Ambrose Dayne who's pretty explicitly Batman and nobody suspects a thing somehow.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

When their god unjustly loved my characters brother more than him they had a falling out and after some very pointed arguments over a romantic rivalry at a later point my character killed his twin brother, for this, he was cast out by their god and marked with a sign of the fallen, making him a fallen Aasimar.

Kaidahn the Murderer doesn't miss his brother Abelard, but their mother Evelyn and their father Adamund do.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Did you buy any chance go on to sire the first vampires?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago

Throw a few goblins their way. Maybe a Rhino.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (4 children)

What class would spidy be? Very high dex no matter which one.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Monk with a bit of artificer, perhaps?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Eh, rogue with a dip into monk, plus whatever it takes to get web and spider climb (artificer maybe but anything that can cast would work afaik).

Alas, he's one of those characters that wouldn't translate well, imo.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

yeah, you'd have to homebrew a druid or artificer ability set for wedding and stuff. would be easier with druid. just call it a partial polymorph.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Insane str as well. He's canonically stronger than The Thing, and The Hulk has to go Full Hulk to subdue him at one point.

Ironically, his Int would probably be lower at a 17 or 18 than his Str, Dex, and Con

As far as class? Spidey is a Monk

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't know about Peter, but there is a story where Miles gets sucked into fantasy world and becomes basically a rogue with shadow monk dip

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

That makes sense for Miles since he has invisibility. Maybe Peter is a monk that gets bitten by a radioactive shapeshifted druid?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Send a couple of yochlols their way. That ought to get rid of his smitey sense. Lolth doesn't take kindly to usurpers.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Drow Paladin?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Or step it up a notch. (And ya gotta wait until this comes up in conversation.)

Session 1: My Chaos Paladin tells party his goddess' name is Beth.

Session 2: Find magic sword, name it Beth.

Session 3: Tell party my goddess wants to be called Kate now. (Chaotics, ya know?)

Session 4: Explain that the goddess is OK if I still call my sword Beth, but I should name the next one Kate.

Session 5: Utter a vow of enmity: "For Kate's sake I stick my last Beth at thee!"