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[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 16 points 18 hours ago

Pro choice queen

[-] Ozymati@lemmy.nz 15 points 19 hours ago

There's a theory that the DC sniper was planning to kill his ex and the rest of the murders were so it'd look random.

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

I thought that was the explanation and not just a theory?

[-] Ozymati@lemmy.nz 2 points 12 hours ago

To be fair I haven't paid attention since right after he and his minion got caught

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Even the truth is a theory, technically

[-] HobbitFoot 36 points 1 day ago

Well, she could make another kid.

[-] spacegoat@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago
[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Underground Grandma and Great Pacific Garbage Patch Grandma

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago

Oof. Big oof.

[-] TomMasz@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Damn, that's cold.

[-] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 20 hours ago

"And that's why you only have ever seen her in photos"

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

suggestion: reframe it as you not letting her pump her own gas

[-] maxalmonte14@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

"I brought you into this world, and I'd rather have you leave it than risk myself."

[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 0 points 15 hours ago

Naw this a son job to be done for your nervous momma. The 0.001% of being killed by a spree sniper is just another calculated risk.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

Ever since Dad went out for ammo

this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2026
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