Someone on the Woolworths reddit sub posted this pic, I thought it was too good not to share. Wonder if chef has any good butt hole recipes?
The fact that the Poet has hooks at just the right height to hang my crutches on is the most civilised thing
Work complete. Brb, going to pub
the first orchids of the season ๐
Lovely โค๏ธ
Successful bike ride! Boyo told me he'd pick me up from work so I could ride a bit longer and get to somewhere I'd enjoy.
Where he picked me up
I crack myself up.
I did stop at the river for awhile though, so that counts.
Dropped off a library book at a community centre and I saw a poster for an art workshop that was completely AI generated
God that's fucking depressing.
You know, I tried for a second to defend it as, you know, devil's advocate, but I am honestly at an absolute loss. What the actual fuck.
I'd say the poster was done by council staff and not anyone running the workshop. There was a bunch of AI stuff in there
See, that was my go to, but if they're organising an art event, sure they know an artist or two they could have used instead of this crap.
I assume everyone has a variety of nicknames and/or phrases for their pets, so I'd like to hear them lol
For Mickey:
Alfie became Alfa-reenie, which turned into Reenie.
He also gets "OMG WHY" when he insists on licking my face.
"Whiny bitch" is also a common one.
Getyourheadoutofthecupboard Whatthefuckareyoudoing Don't eatthatyouidiot Idon'tneedabath
Mr Woof had a bit of a compulsive face licking problem when I first got him, so I had to advise him quite frequently that "no one likes a dog who can't hold his licker". It sunk in eventually, I haven't had to use that one for years.
I give my little dog a new name every day. Today it's Princess. If he pees on the carpet it's Mr Pissy Pants for a week.
And the new cat?
Chookchook
"Stop SCREAMING"
Oreo is otherwise known as Little Miss, Shiny Girl and Bowl Cat.
Pepper is Pepperoni, Roni, Little Cat and Spicy Cat. She has her own song about being the spiciest of all the sausage cats.
Foxy is Fluff, Fluffle, Mr Flufalufagus, Ginger Fluff Sponge or the Big Fluff.
Betsy is Betsy boo, Puppy, Puppy Wuppy, Rocket Dog or Miss Barks a lot.
None of them ever get called their proper government names.
For Cerys: Cerycat, ceriad, Hissy Miggins, The Tit Clawing Maniac. Sweetheart (redundant that's literally just the english translation of her name), Madame Squeaks, Shivertail.
Max: Maxibon, Maximan, maximus, M A X I M U M G E O R G E, Little Man, Boofhead,
Sam: Sammy, Sammalammadingdong, Sammywimwamwazzle, Little Buddy, Cocksucker
Little Buddy.
Sweetheart.
Just Oskar, occasionally "what's up buddy?".
Watch The Martian with Boyo. 4/5 Hobbits. Loved it, but so many "BUT WHY" moments. I get the feeling that I should have hated Teddy, but I didn't, some dickish dialogue aside.
Happy Friday, Yarra & DT!
I refuse to accept Friday and will continue to live in Thursday evening until I've had a chance to go home and get some sleep.
But I do encourage everyone else to have a good Friday and I'll catch up with you eventually!
Happy Friday backatcha!
Day 6:
I have 3 remote meetings today, one of which is a "progress review". I've requested that meeting be pushed back to Monday.
I'm curious to see how this goes.
Edit: I miss singing it's been 6 goddamn days.
I mean its the most basic of requests! If it goes badly that's a massive red flag
It's all good!
Faith restored :)
so good to hear ๐ฅน
Hello GamesDay people. This is your 1 week alert. I have decided against a spit meat mostly for cat wrangling reasons. Alternative attraction is a giant tiki mix. Pineapple juice will be a starter, bring whatever ๐บ
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Cake for my irl cake day please. And if there are any leftovers from the sasquatch I would like to have a few steaks to grill tonight to celebrate.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Thanks heaps!
One of those spiral potato things please
TIL there's shampoos you can use to slightly colour hair instead of completely dying your hair to get rid of greys.
scared ๐ซฅ
but will look into it .๐ข
I was assured by YL it'll look perf. Will report back later.
Yes. Or if you get the right sort of dye (not the boxes) you can add a tint to whatever shampoo you prefer.
Well, I made it in today
Yo
I had a good sleep thanks to cough medicine and less antihistamine in my system making me wired, I think I will halve my evening dose
Since the kids aren't even dressed I think today will be a work from home day
Partner is playing Dishonored, and I am reminded of how I completed the game without killing anyone, circa 2015/16.
Although I may have forgotten a lot of the intricacies of the game, it remains one of my proudest gaming achievements.
Someone stole my beach shoes off my front porch
they were pretty caked up with sand but otherwise nearly new
they were just cheap kmart shoes
but, ๐
I hope they needed them
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