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[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago

Someone on the Woolworths reddit sub posted this pic, I thought it was too good not to share. Wonder if chef has any good butt hole recipes?

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[-] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

The fact that the Poet has hooks at just the right height to hang my crutches on is the most civilised thing

[-] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

I refuse to accept Friday and will continue to live in Thursday evening until I've had a chance to go home and get some sleep.

But I do encourage everyone else to have a good Friday and I'll catch up with you eventually!

[-] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Happy Friday backatcha!

[-] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

Successful bike ride! Boyo told me he'd pick me up from work so I could ride a bit longer and get to somewhere I'd enjoy.

Where he picked me up

I crack myself up.

I did stop at the river for awhile though, so that counts.

[-] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

Work complete. Brb, going to pub

[-] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

Dropped off a library book at a community centre and I saw a poster for an art workshop that was completely AI generated

[-] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

God that's fucking depressing.

[-] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

You know, I tried for a second to defend it as, you know, devil's advocate, but I am honestly at an absolute loss. What the actual fuck.

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[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

I assume everyone has a variety of nicknames and/or phrases for their pets, so I'd like to hear them lol

For Mickey:

  • "who made you so cute/pretty" usually while he's headbutting my nose.
  • "mickstar"
  • "stinky puss brain" after he goes loo
  • "buttlicker" said like the family guy sketch "butt scratch-ER"
  • "how you doin'" this a call and response, he usually responds with "mrr-rah!"
  • "monkey/possum/koala" when he gets picked up
  • "big puss" this was the name of my first cat who was a year older than me, so it's a bit of a homage but also bc Mickey is like 7kh of pure feline chaos lol
[-] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

Alfie became Alfa-reenie, which turned into Reenie.

He also gets "OMG WHY" when he insists on licking my face.

"Whiny bitch" is also a common one.

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

Getyourheadoutofthecupboard Whatthefuckareyoudoing Don't eatthatyouidiot Idon'tneedabath

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

I give my little dog a new name every day. Today it's Princess. If he pees on the carpet it's Mr Pissy Pants for a week.

[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Mr Woof had a bit of a compulsive face licking problem when I first got him, so I had to advise him quite frequently that "no one likes a dog who can't hold his licker". It sunk in eventually, I haven't had to use that one for years.

[-] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Chookchook

"Stop SCREAMING"

[-] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Just Oskar, occasionally "what's up buddy?".

[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Little Buddy.

Sweetheart.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

For Cerys: Cerycat, ceriad, Hissy Miggins, The Tit Clawing Maniac. Sweetheart (redundant that's literally just the english translation of her name), Madame Squeaks, Shivertail.

Max: Maxibon, Maximan, maximus, M A X I M U M G E O R G E, Little Man, Boofhead,

Sam: Sammy, Sammalammadingdong, Sammywimwamwazzle, Little Buddy, Cocksucker

[-] Eagle@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oreo is otherwise known as Little Miss, Shiny Girl and Bowl Cat.

Pepper is Pepperoni, Roni, Little Cat and Spicy Cat. She has her own song about being the spiciest of all the sausage cats.

Foxy is Fluff, Fluffle, Mr Flufalufagus, Ginger Fluff Sponge or the Big Fluff.

Betsy is Betsy boo, Puppy, Puppy Wuppy, Rocket Dog or Miss Barks a lot.

None of them ever get called their proper government names.

[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

the first orchids of the season ๐Ÿ™‚

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[-] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Day 6:

I have 3 remote meetings today, one of which is a "progress review". I've requested that meeting be pushed back to Monday.

I'm curious to see how this goes.

Edit: I miss singing it's been 6 goddamn days.

[-] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

I mean its the most basic of requests! If it goes badly that's a massive red flag

[-] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

It's all good!

Faith restored :)

[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

so good to hear ๐Ÿฅน

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[-] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

Cake for my irl cake day please. And if there are any leftovers from the sasquatch I would like to have a few steaks to grill tonight to celebrate.

[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks heaps!

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oooh, choccy cake! Thanks!

[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Happy Birthday ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

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[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

One of those spiral potato things please

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[-] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Braised sasquatch trotter please

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[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

TIL there's shampoos you can use to slightly colour hair instead of completely dying your hair to get rid of greys.

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yes. Or if you get the right sort of dye (not the boxes) you can add a tint to whatever shampoo you prefer.

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[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

scared ๐Ÿซฅ

but will look into it .๐Ÿ˜ข

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

I was assured by YL it'll look perf. Will report back later.

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[-] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Well, I made it in today

[-] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Since the kids aren't even dressed I think today will be a work from home day

[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

I had a good sleep thanks to cough medicine and less antihistamine in my system making me wired, I think I will halve my evening dose

[-] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hello GamesDay people. This is your 1 week alert. I have decided against a spit meat mostly for cat wrangling reasons. Alternative attraction is a giant tiki mix. Pineapple juice will be a starter, bring whatever ๐Ÿ˜บ

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[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Someone stole my beach shoes off my front porch

they were pretty caked up with sand but otherwise nearly new

they were just cheap kmart shoes

but, ๐Ÿ˜

I hope they needed them

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[-] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Watch The Martian with Boyo. 4/5 Hobbits. Loved it, but so many "BUT WHY" moments. I get the feeling that I should have hated Teddy, but I didn't, some dickish dialogue aside.

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