Someone on the Woolworths reddit sub posted this pic, I thought it was too good not to share. Wonder if chef has any good butt hole recipes?

The fact that the Poet has hooks at just the right height to hang my crutches on is the most civilised thing

Happy Friday, Yarra & DT!

Successful bike ride! Boyo told me he'd pick me up from work so I could ride a bit longer and get to somewhere I'd enjoy.

Where he picked me up

I crack myself up.

I did stop at the river for awhile though, so that counts.

Work complete. Brb, going to pub

Dropped off a library book at a community centre and I saw a poster for an art workshop that was completely AI generated

I assume everyone has a variety of nicknames and/or phrases for their pets, so I'd like to hear them lol

For Mickey:

• "who made you so cute/pretty" usually while he's headbutting my nose.
• "mickstar"
• "stinky puss brain" after he goes loo
• "buttlicker" said like the family guy sketch "butt scratch-ER"
• "how you doin'" this a call and response, he usually responds with "mrr-rah!"
• "monkey/possum/koala" when he gets picked up
• "big puss" this was the name of my first cat who was a year older than me, so it's a bit of a homage but also bc Mickey is like 7kh of pure feline chaos lol

the first orchids of the season 🙂

Day 6:

I have 3 remote meetings today, one of which is a "progress review". I've requested that meeting be pushed back to Monday.

I'm curious to see how this goes.

Edit: I miss singing it's been 6 goddamn days.

Beep Beep 🚚
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TIL there's shampoos you can use to slightly colour hair instead of completely dying your hair to get rid of greys.

Well, I made it in today

Since the kids aren't even dressed I think today will be a work from home day

I had a good sleep thanks to cough medicine and less antihistamine in my system making me wired, I think I will halve my evening dose

Yo

Hello GamesDay people. This is your 1 week alert. I have decided against a spit meat mostly for cat wrangling reasons. Alternative attraction is a giant tiki mix. Pineapple juice will be a starter, bring whatever 😺

Someone stole my beach shoes off my front porch

they were pretty caked up with sand but otherwise nearly new

they were just cheap kmart shoes

but, 😐

I hope they needed them

Watch The Martian with Boyo. 4/5 Hobbits. Loved it, but so many "BUT WHY" moments. I get the feeling that I should have hated Teddy, but I didn't, some dickish dialogue aside.