Beetle Moses | Bluesky

TranscriptThree panel comic.

Panel 1: a guy wearing swim trunks and a snorkeling mask walks confidently into the ocean on a public beach surrounded by some scattered onlookers. He is carrying an electric lantern and his snorkeling tube is very tall, extending up and out of the frame.

Panel 2: he continues forward into the water, nearly fully submerged with only the top of his head above water. The snorkel is still too tall to be seen completely in frame. The onlookers watch blankly as he disappears under the surface.

Panel 3: the guy is walking casually at the abyssal floor of the ocean, where no light penetrates. His electric lantern illuminates his immediate vicinity. He is surrounded by a collection of weird deep sea creatures, including a deep sea isopod, vampire squid, chimaera, and barrel eye fish. Can you name all the creatures in frame?

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[–] 114 points 3 months ago (37 children)

Hope he has an air compressor at the top of that snorkle

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  • [–] 67 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)

    This comics remember me of a Darwin awards case i've read a while ago. The poor fella did some deep immersion under a lake using only a veeery long tube to breath. You can guess how it ended.

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  • [–] 54 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    How? Surely you would find out almost immediately that you can't inhale against the water pressure and then just surface. It's not like you are getting to 15m before you struggle, IIRC for most people you will be struggling or completely unable to inhale by just 1m. Even with training you are at best adding a few cm.

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  • [–] 31 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    Found this article. He survived, so maybe he was just in the DA honorary mention. Or maybe there was another similar case. https://utdailybeacon.com/139825/news/man-improvises-scuba-dive-with-garden-hose/

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

    but... how? I mean, don't you feel it before dying that you can't breathe? Or he had too heavy gears to swim back at the surface?

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Yep. Found this out with a garden hose in a pool.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I had that same physics lesson. Young me was so excited bringing the end of the hose, covered by my hand, to the bottom of the pool. I was almost out of breath when I got down there because swimming down while covering the hose was hard, but I figured it wasn't a problem because I was about to be able to breathe through it. I was pretty panicked when I quickly jammed the hose end into my mouth and it tried so suck the air out of me harder than I could suck it in.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I went into the pool with the hose in my mouth, so no problem with pressure. But a couple breaths later it was nothing but carbon dioxide so I didn’t make it too far before surfacing.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Wouldn't the easy fix there be to just exhale through your nose? Let the CO2 just escape, and use the hose only for inhalation.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (21 children)

    This is an actual product though! I've seen them with filters at the top so waves don't suffocate you.

    I hope they have something weighing them down, air in your lungs makes you wanna float

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Are you thinking of regular length snorkels with a valve? Never heard of longer ones as it's impossible to inhale against water pressure as you dive, plus it would be difficult to hold onto a very long tube.

    Would like to do some snorkeling but the sea around where I live has pretty limited visibility, at best you can make out where your feet are. Got a swimming mask though and have seen some tiny fish before. But it's also a steeply sloping gravel beach so you almost immediately would be beyond snorkel depth and have to be free diving to get to the bottom

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Yeah I've seen them on the beach. Not sure if it was this exact model but they say up to 12m for a single diver.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    Yes, snorkels exist. But the depth they are usable is limited to only about a meter, before you cannot take in air

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    I'm talking about a floating mini compressor, like this one

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Fascinating, but that’s not a snorkel. More like a modernized version of the old manned bellows on ships supplying air to the diver below

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    [–] 42 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    I know its just a comic but when I see these I can't ignore the reality that a snorkel doesn't work if you are that deep. You can't overcome the pressure differential.

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  • [–] 31 points 3 months ago* (5 children)

    You'd be breathing in and out the same air from the tube anyways, since its volume would be larger than you lungs

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    what if you breathe in from the snorkel and breathe out into the water?

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    [–] 17 points 3 months ago

    He is carrying an electric lantern

    Lol. I thought that was a bottle of liquor... Jameson?

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Breathing through tube would become impossible after 4 feet deep, mass me wonder how scuba divers breath then I realize the that the tanks put out a lot of pressure

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    [–] 12 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    That's completely unrealistic! How is he walking without weights?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    The same way he's surviving the bottom of the ocean without being crushed into a slurry.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Achtuhally you're standing on the bottom of the ocean as soon as you take a step in the water

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    Gotta be the nicest and most wholesome beetlemoses comic I've ever seen

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    with lungs able to maintain 1 atmophere at that depth… the fish better fear him

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    [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    Patrick, we took the wrong bus again.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I disagree with the transcript. He's clearly bringing a bottle of wine to his new friends. That was my first impression and I'm sticking with it.

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