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Beetle Moses | Bluesky

TranscriptThree panel comic.

Panel 1: a guy wearing swim trunks and a snorkeling mask walks confidently into the ocean on a public beach surrounded by some scattered onlookers. He is carrying an electric lantern and his snorkeling tube is very tall, extending up and out of the frame.

Panel 2: he continues forward into the water, nearly fully submerged with only the top of his head above water. The snorkel is still too tall to be seen completely in frame. The onlookers watch blankly as he disappears under the surface.

Panel 3: the guy is walking casually at the abyssal floor of the ocean, where no light penetrates. His electric lantern illuminates his immediate vicinity. He is surrounded by a collection of weird deep sea creatures, including a deep sea isopod, vampire squid, chimaera, and barrel eye fish. Can you name all the creatures in frame?

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[-] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 3 points 44 minutes ago

Gotta be the nicest and most wholesome beetlemoses comic I've ever seen

[-] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 36 points 2 hours ago

Hope he has an air compressor at the top of that snorkle

[-] BillyClark@piefed.social 1 points 2 minutes ago

I agree with you, but I am surprised that you could tell that he has sleep apnea.

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 18 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

This comics remember me of a Darwin awards case i've read a while ago. The poor fella did some deep immersion under a lake using only a veeery long tube to breath. You can guess how it ended.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 hour ago

How? Surely you would find out almost immediately that you can't inhale against the water pressure and then just surface. It's not like you are getting to 15m before you struggle, IIRC for most people you will be struggling or completely unable to inhale by just 1m. Even with training you are at best adding a few cm.

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 hour ago

but... how? I mean, don't you feel it before dying that you can't breath? Or he had too heavy gears to swim back at the surface?

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 hour ago

Yep. Found this out with a garden hose in a pool.

[-] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 hour ago

This is an actual product though! I've seen them with filters at the top so waves don't suffocate you.

I hope they have something weighing them down, air in your lungs makes you wanna float

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 hour ago

Are you thinking of regular length snorkels with a valve? Never heard of longer ones as it's impossible to inhale against water pressure as you dive, plus it would be difficult to hold onto a very long tube.

Would like to do some snorkeling but the sea around where I live has pretty limited visibility, at best you can make out where your feet are. Got a swimming mask though and have seen some tiny fish before. But it's also a steeply sloping gravel beach so you almost immediately would be beyond snorkel depth and have to be free diving to get to the bottom

[-] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 hour ago

Yeah I've seen them on the beach. Not sure if it was this exact model but they say up to 12m for a single diver.

[-] Devadander@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Yes, snorkels exist. But the depth they are usable is limited to only about a meter, before you cannot take in air

[-] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 hour ago

I'm talking about a floating mini compressor, like this one

[-] Badabinski@kbin.earth 3 points 33 minutes ago

That device kinda terrifies me. Like, I appreciate that SCUBA gear is so... simple. No electronics, no batteries, just relatively straightforward pneumatic equipment. At least you're not very deep if the compressor shits the bed.

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 hour ago

it's not that long

[-] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 minutes ago

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[-] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 51 minutes ago

Problem is, CO2 is heavier than O2, so you would suffocate.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Bro walked to All Blue.

this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2026
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