Never mind that their thumb is now an anti-thumb.

This kills the thumb

Imagine backing up and shoving that in your butt.

Oh, like covering the end of the hose, lol

I could be wrong but I don't think those particles are largely effected by that type of pressure.

I use a sprayer (pictured) to water my tomatoes. Maybe the scientists could adapt something like that for their collider? BTW what happens when you put the collider on the "mist" setting?

Behold... The Extra-Large Hadron Collider!

Is that like the water jet from the swimming pool? Can I masturbate with it, too, or will it melt my nads into a gooey paste? I'm gunna try either way, I just wanna know what to expect.

Oh man, LMAO

Best post and thread I've seen in a long time!

And just when I needed it.

I loved drinking from the beam pipe as a kid