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xkcd #3257: Beam Pipe
(thelemmy.club)
Title text:
'If you keep trying to spray your collaborators with the beam when they're not looking, I'm turning off the ion source and NO one will get to play with the beam!' --Physics's mom
Transcript:
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3257/
Never mind that their thumb is now an anti-thumb.
The only person that can count to -1
One two three four, would you like to play thumbonuclear war?
You have to be careful with that logic, or born again right wing christian groups will go nuts. Lemme explain.
If
Christ is everywhere
Then
Christ is in the large Hadron collider.
And if
[stuff] inside the collider becomes anti-[stuff]
Then:
--> The LHC creates the Antichrist.
!!
Then The Antichrist and Christ touches and is turned into energy, and levels half of Switzerland.
And think what that would do to the snow sports industry.
Oh no, they'd have to move the wef to monaco
God, it would be funny to see people protesting based on this.
Today’s satire is tomorrow’s debate topic.
I wish i could push back on that by saying no one would be dumb enough to make that argument non satirically, but...
Never shall they twiddle