gotta love how it isn't on the dash

capable of subsonic speeds

Aren't all objects capable of subsonic speeds?

How many workplaces let you call in sick because it's raining?

But how else are you going to get $1 margaritas at Applebees?

I'm gonna be honest if that top reddit post holds true neither being familiar or it being sunny would've saved that one

I mean, I really blame American capitalism. Yes, this person made a morally objectionable decision by driving with Lyme disease and still tipsy from the previous night. But American jobs won't let you call in sick unless you're dying. And America has no public transit, so cars it is.zz

I think that's another reason COVID got so bad in America, think of all the people who got called into work even though they had COVID. I remember one time I called into work for a week for COVID and my chef was still trying to get me to come in.

Still drunk from the night before is how I used to work the Sunday brunch/lunch shifts for the white people who just finished church. Razor sharp knives and open flames? Yeah, no problem. Operating heavy machinery? Absolutely the fuck not.

Though, to be fair, I never owned a car and have never held a license, so I wouldn't be driving whether I'm completely sober, DUI or DWI.

You would wait to sober up? You're a better alcoholic than me. I thank my higher power every day that when my alcoholism got REALLY bad, I didn't have a car anymore. Me driving drunk so often was probably the worst thing I did in my addiction. At least at that point, it was just beer, but then again that's an addict excuse. After I couldn't drive anymore, I switched to vodka because it's much cheaper and I knew I could drink as much as I wanted without putting other people in danger.

Thankful to be sober and not driving anymore.