I was sober except for the part where I maybe wasn't except in a legal sense and then on top of that suffered a bunch of other ailments that made me drive into a pond, over a curb and some other shit

On good will I hand it to this person that this sounds american-with-no-alternatives as fuck and they didn't frame it as a sort of passive "I got into an accident" but like still

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[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Still drunk from the night before is how I used to work the Sunday brunch/lunch shifts for the white people who just finished church. Razor sharp knives and open flames? Yeah, no problem. Operating heavy machinery? Absolutely the fuck not.

Though, to be fair, I never owned a car and have never held a license, so I wouldn't be driving whether I'm completely sober, DUI or DWI.

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