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What does a chicken call its dad's new wife?
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Took me a second. Nice!
Took me a smidge more than a second, but I finally got it. Well played, OP.
My egg is cooked trying to figure it out
Spoiler 1: Hint
A kid would call their dad's new wife "step mom".
Spoiler 2: Answer
A chicken would call her "step hen"
Also nice pun!
Oh, yeah I never would have got that. Lmao. Thanks
I opened the comments to make sure it wasn't an antijoke, read these two comments, read the post again, and then finally got it.
it was a wide road, but i finally crossed it.
I see what you did there.
it was a wide road, but i finally crossed it.
it was a wide road, but i finally crossed it.
this post was submitted on 28 May 2026
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