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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Time-Confusion8660 on 2026-05-28 04:59:52+00:00.

I genuinely think the most embarrassing moment of my life happened today.

For context I’m a 27F software engineer and most of my coworkers are men in their 40s and older. So today my team was going to lunch and I offered to drive. Two coworkers got into my car and my phone automatically connects to Spotify, except it always takes about like 10-15 seconds to fully connect so I didn’t realize/think of it in the moment.

I had something in my trunk I needed to grab real quick so I got out and in that time my phone connected and the last thing I was listening to was a smutty ass book.

And yes it was on one of those scenes exactly.

I got back into the car hearing the MC of the audiobook talking about how there was not enough friction between her thighs to satisfy her carnal lust…

I’m dead. Deceased.

Because I’m dead I of course suddenly can’t function properly and muted/unmuted it 3 times completely just fumbling with my radio. As I’m doing this my co worker in the passenger seat goes “oh what’re we listening to ACOTAR”.

My coworker in the backseat “What’s ACOTAR?”

Apparently you can die twice, that’s fun. I then just say it’s a book series us girls love and we all left it at that.

Honestly great joke from my co-worker maybe I’ll be able to laugh at it in 10 years or so.

TL;DR: offered to drive my co-workers to team lunch. Forgot my phone auto connects to Spotify and they heard my smut book playing.