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[-] blady_blah@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

The reality is people get laid off or fired for all sorts of reasons. This is the IT equivalent of setting fire to the equipment that you used to build something and the production prototype and walking out the door thinking you can just just leave and get away with it.

In this guy's fantasy he would be doing 10 to 20 years of prison time if he gets caught and charged with both state and federal crimes. And let's be real, he'll definitely get caught.

[-] mech@feddit.org 277 points 4 days ago

The lawyer: "You did WHAT??"

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 183 points 4 days ago

The lawyer: pushes his own button

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 128 points 4 days ago

Also the lawyer: “AND YOU POSTED IT TO TWITTER?!?!

[-] Magnum@infosec.pub 8 points 3 days ago

Beforehand????????

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 87 points 4 days ago

The lawyer: Not only that, but PUBLICLY ADMITTED IT?!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 53 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Hold on I got a Simpsons gif to make

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 2 days ago

Judge Snyder: [he has been given a fake verdict by Hutz who listens nearby] This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin! And it still says "guilty!" And "guilty" is spelled wrong! [Hutz squeaks in shock]

[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 113 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

So how did you test it?

Presses button

Syntax error on line 1

Shit…

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Object reference not set to an instance of an object

[-] ttyybb@lemmy.world 194 points 4 days ago

Well that's one way to never get another job again.

[-] far_university1990@reddthat.com 115 points 4 days ago

Killing company honorable though.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 62 points 4 days ago

If you’re that good, you can contract yourself out.

The future is self-employment and unions.

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[-] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago

In many cases, you pretty much didn't exist before you stepped through the doors at your new company. People in all departments are too overloaded with work to take their time properly vetting every person joining the circus

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[-] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 37 points 3 days ago

It’s so wild to see all the fucking hall monitors in here wagging their fingers.

You all deserve whatever you get.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 20 points 3 days ago

I'm just concerned about their poor opsec

Agreed, if this is true you should not be posting about it at all no matter where it is. It's best to just keep it quiet because the company at this point can probably get law enforcement involved if they ID the person. The only time a company should know something is going on in this situation your lawyer should already be fully involved.

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

My first thought was how do you test this actually works?

[-] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

You ask AI to not delete the production database. Very reliable

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[-] Janx@piefed.social 93 points 4 days ago

I hate AI. But this should realistically be called a "arrest me" button.

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago

Yes, you're correct, fighting back often requires personal sacrifices.

[-] jtrek@startrek.website 61 points 4 days ago

You could probably make it look like an accident. "I guess the LLM was having trouble reaching my account after I was deleted, so it posted everything to pastebin so I could see it there"

Still risky and a funnier fantasy than good idea.

[-] cm0002@lemdro.id 40 points 4 days ago

That's actually somewhat plausible, I saw a vid earlier today from some one talking about how their work coding AI agent noticed that their NPM was set to only update package dependencies 7 days after release because ya know best security practices and all that

It "helpfully" set it to 0 because they would miss top features otherwise LMAO

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[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 days ago

If you've ever been let go by a corp you know you're gonna need some sort of remote trigger. They'll say "Can I see you for a minute?" and then BOOM! out the door.

[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

Deadman switch. Hit the button before all meetings and if you aren't back in 2 hours to disable it then it would execute.

[-] axx@slrpnk.net 19 points 3 days ago

Run it on a separate machine / account. In big corporate environments, your user account could be disabled by the time you walk into the meeting room.

Better solution, if you can, work for open source companies: at least the codebase is already public!

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago

If you're in a position to have access make this sort of thing, you likely have access to code bases or system accounts. This is a good way to go to prison IMO.

[-] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

The trick is to not have to actively do anything, but rather take advantage that employment termination means you legally can not actively do things. A case I recall from a friend was a coworker of his who simply happened to be the only one to know how a particular critical system operated, because the rest of the staff never bothered reading the documentation for emergency. He was not paid for his overtimes for long enough and when he eventually stopped taking overtimes, they fired him for some AI-grade hallucination like "lack of commitment". Four days after he was fired, they tried to order him to come back for an emergency like he owed them that maintenamce. Though cookie, the company and he signed an employment termination agreement to both their satisfactions that he has no legal obligation to the company.

From what I recall, the recovery procedure was three lines over a telnet connection. No one could even bother to open one (1) tab with the doc and type "HyperTerminal" in the Windows menu, lol.

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

Oh that trick I fully employed. They had to retire 19 internal applications within a year of me leaving :D

[-] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

I actually used to know a guy who pulled this sort of thing. Got 4 years, $100k fine and $428k in damages owed. Caused a huge number of problems for an energy company for a month because he got wind they were going to fire him.

I prefer my version of it, which is knowing both who to contact at our largest customers. I'm under no contract that prevents me from showing a customer where and how the metaphorical bodies are buried were I to be terminated. I could do the other kind of stuff, trivially even, but that's likely to end in prison...

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

I've been in these sorts of situations (had enormous access to critical systems and data and was poorly treated by employer), but logically I just don't think it is worth the risk to myself, my family, and my future in general to get revenge on these sort of things. It would need to be some sort of Princess Bride situation ("You killed my father, now prepare to die") kind of thing to bring me to that sort of insanity.

I have also had coworkers that did similar-ish things and they were quite lucky that all that happened was that they were immediately fired and blackballed.

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 51 points 4 days ago

I know it's a meme but I'd notify the lawyer before coding that, they'll laugh themselves silly. Electronic vandalism is still vandalism only the damages are higher.

[-] iocase@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 days ago

If I damage $25k worth of stuff that's my problem

If I damage $25 million worth of code that's my former employer's problem

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[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

But if AI executes it...

If AI is so smart (it's not) it can take your job, then it should clearly recognize what is clearly meant as a joke...

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 22 points 3 days ago

I got laid off almost 2 years ago. I now work for the same company again working fewer hours at much higher pay. Layoffs aren't necessarily the end, and they can very much be the start of renegotiating your position

[-] cm0002@lemdro.id 12 points 3 days ago

Yea, this is the reason I held my tongue when the company CEO who laid me off last year (Who I worked directly under) posted something about investing in the people who further their goals. Because I had a bunch of very snarky I could have clapped back with, but I decided to not burn the bridge

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[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 64 points 4 days ago

I really hope this kind of stand off becomes normalized. We can all lose.

[-] 100@fedia.io 55 points 4 days ago

big companies leeching off open source and getting their products leaked after a single phishing mail never stops being entertaining

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[-] tobebannedbygaymods@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

this is why we should code backdoors while working !

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 14 points 2 days ago

Exactly. Social media ruined some people. You build your backdoor and do this shit well after you're gone... And if you ever brag to a stranger, you did it for the wrong reasons.

[-] irate944@piefed.social 38 points 4 days ago

I would also call it “Sue me lol” button

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