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When your a bard, every hole looks peggable (thelemmy.club)
submitted 4 months ago by to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
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[–] 40 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Please stop acting like bards are the horny class. This is D&D. They're all horny classes. Might I suggest a draconic sorcerer with daddy issues?

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    I'm yet to either play or GM any TTRPG that doesn't turn into a hot mess (usually in the best sense of the word) the moment the players are in-between major story arcs and are given a bit more freedom than usual.

    Also an interestingly high level of overlap with the poly community.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Just cause they have the charisma to actually get laid doesn't mean they are any hornier than the rest of you.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    I'd go even further! Bards are a support class. Their abilities power up their allies more than the bard themself. If we extend that to courtship, then surely a bard is a wingman, using their charisma to help their buddies get laid. The classic Cyrano de Bergerac archetype.

    ...I wanna play that now.

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    • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    BG3 lets you bang a mind flayer. My bard found out on my first playthrough because i was just bardmaxxing.

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    Wait really? Shit. I wonder what that looks like… you know, for science.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Imagine if you combined Japanese tentacle porn with a Lovecraft story.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    So, a Wednesday?

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    • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I'd more go for, "Fuck! Dragons?" because it's silly to hate dragons but if there are dragons involved, it's probably not going to go well for some lame little 2m tall doofus with a magic stick.

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    • [–] 9 points 4 months ago*

    Fantasy hero: Slay the dragon

    Donkey: Lay the dragon

    Minecraft speedrunner: Yes

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    [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    You're*

    How is it so hard to get right?

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    • [–] -2 points 4 months ago

    OP walking around calling things peggable. Must be a trans man whose dragon eggs haven't dropped yet.

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