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When your a bard, every hole looks peggable
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Please stop acting like bards are the horny class. This is D&D. They're all horny classes. Might I suggest a draconic sorcerer with daddy issues?
Just cause they have the charisma to actually get laid doesn't mean they are any hornier than the rest of you.
I'd go even further! Bards are a support class. Their abilities power up their allies more than the bard themself. If we extend that to courtship, then surely a bard is a wingman, using their charisma to help their buddies get laid. The classic Cyrano de Bergerac archetype.
...I wanna play that now.
I'm yet to either play or GM any TTRPG that doesn't turn into a hot mess (usually in the best sense of the word) the moment the players are in-between major story arcs and are given a bit more freedom than usual.
Also an interestingly high level of overlap with the poly community.