Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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The dry erase board is the most remarkable.....😐

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell that to that one brainfart who wrote on it with a permanent marker!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

[generic comment about how the solvent in dry erase board marker can erase permanent marker on dry erase boards]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Isopropyl alcohol works too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How so?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Re-“mark”-able

A pun about how you can mark it again after erasing ^^

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I begrudgingly bestow this upvote Dad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This might be a bit sketchy.