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How long? (thelemmy.club)

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Woman on ground: "How long will the ambulance be?"

Man aiding her: "Seventeen feet, six inches."

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[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

Small ambulance, most are ~20-25 feet

this post was submitted on 27 May 2026

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