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Can't participate, AI is a massive turn-off.
They named their startup "Joi".
It has to be a joke.
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"Hey claude, should i jork it?"
"Yes"
"Bitchin'"
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... mood-matched AI voice-guided sessions ...
"I'll have the Captain Picard tonight!"
"Look lively there, Ensign! Being first at any cost is not always the point! What we leave behind is not as important as how we’ve lived! If we’re going to be damned, let’s be damned for what we really are! There are four lights! Maximum warp! Live now! Make now always the most precious time! Now will never come again! Lay in a course! Make it so!"
Can I hire somebody $500 per month to do it for me?
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AI SUCKS!!!1!! THE NERVE OF TH... hold up.... what??? ok
The main sign that AI is really a failure is the lack of AI porn. Where is the porn we were promised?
If making good content was possible with AI, that industry would have done it already.
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The job only lasts a month. What ever happened to investing in a stable workforce!?
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We're reaching dot com boom era levels of absurdity.
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Can't get job because I have been automated
Can't buy computer because it's needed for datacenter
Can't watch movies because they're AI generated
Can't drink water because datacenter needs it
Can't turn on lights cause AI needs more electricity
Can't go outside because generators poisoned the air
Can't cum because goon-gpt hallucinated that I am into denial
Do they do overtime?
See you all losers I'm going to be the first trillionaire
Masturbating with AI would be hard and not in the way that they hope.
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