Joi AI is hiring 10 “masturbation consultants” to test its AI-guided masturbation feature and report how it affects stress, sleep, mood, and confidence.

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[–] 10 points 4 months ago*

Can't get job because I have been automated

Can't buy computer because it's needed for datacenter

Can't watch movies because they're AI generated

Can't drink water because datacenter needs it

Can't turn on lights cause AI needs more electricity

Can't go outside because generators poisoned the air

Can't cum because goon-gpt hallucinated that I am into denial

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