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AI Startup Says It Will Pay People $2,000 a Month to Masturbate—Yes, Really - Decrypt (decrypt.co)

submitted 4 months ago by Infrapink@thebrainbin.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Joi AI is hiring 10 “masturbation consultants” to test its AI-guided masturbation feature and report how it affects stress, sleep, mood, and confidence.

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

I want to know more about meeting this hat man, how does that work?

For a friend.

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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago

Eat a handful of benadry, you'll meet the hat man and his shadow buddies

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