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AI Startup Says It Will Pay People $2,000 a Month to Masturbate—Yes, Really - Decrypt (decrypt.co)

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Joi AI is hiring 10 “masturbation consultants” to test its AI-guided masturbation feature and report how it affects stress, sleep, mood, and confidence.

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[-] beep@piefed.world 22 points 2 days ago

Downvoted because it's an obvious stunt to make people provide free advertising for the company.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Free advertising? Sounds like it costs about $2000/month.

[-] beep@piefed.world 6 points 2 days ago

They don't actually have to hire anyone thou?

this post was submitted on 27 May 2026

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