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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/CRK_76 on 2026-05-26 19:42:16+00:00.

My girlfriend and I have cute sexual names that we call each other. We use these names almost all the time, except when we're around other people of course. Well a few weeks ago, she had her parents over her house for dinner. We were all having a great time. At some point my girlfriend asked me a question, and I said, "Yes, tits." I instantly realized what I said. My girlfriend and her Mom and Dad all started laughing. I turned red and got so embarrassed.

My girlfriend, who has an amazing sense of humor, said, "Great, now everybody knows about them." I didn't even know what to do. I just apologized over and over. Everybody was very understanding and didn't get upset. I had to power through the rest of the night. But I really wanted to run away.

TL;DR I accidentally called my girlfriend "Tits" in front of her parents. Wanted to crawl into a hole and stay there.