...or you can just vibe-code-it back into existence wherever you need it.
Took me a bit. I was staring at it for a while thinking 'What part of this is socially awkward?'
I still don’t understand
It's pointing out the conflict between two coding ideals - first, reducing duplicate code so that you don't have to reinvent the wheel and/or copy-paste code (which often means making calls to libraries) which is represented by the red penguin facing right, and second, wanting to reduce dependencies so that external variables are reduced (which would mean including code in your codebase that otherwise would be an external library call) which is represented by the blue penguin facing left.
The closer you get towards one ideal, the further away you get from the other.
vibe code all the dependencies to avoid license infection
in-line all your code and avoid the linker :-)
They played us absolute fools. int main() is the only function ever needed aside from loops, if you can't implement what you need, then your project is of the devil.
IF and GOTO are the only flow control we need; everything else is for cowards.
spaghetti is delicious for a reason.
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