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[-] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 54 points 1 month ago

As the top official, you'd think he'd be in a position to improve it, so to speak.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Listen, man, if they're just going to sit there limp like they're nailed to a crucifix, there's only so much the top can do.

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Hey, he’s not the CEO of Sex, only the CEO has that power

[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago
[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

I have no idea what's going on with the Avengers these days. Why is Spiderman gripping Iron man's prayer beads so intently?

[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago
[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

Such a dumb, great movie.

I even liked the advertisements at the beginning, and I block every ad!

A friend who was with me in the theater was hella confused about that. Especially about booty sweat 😂

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 29 points 1 month ago

In their defense. Having a life size full color sculpture of a dead guy nailed to some planks in the room with you, is a real mood killer.

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago
[-] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago
[-] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

To be fair, he is shredded. Almost every version of him you see on the cross has him with abs!

[-] thenextguy@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago
[-] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I'd be cross if someone nailed me to a piece of wood as well!

[-] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If I had been drinking something I would have spit it out when I read this.

[-] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I feel guilty when I'm not walking... and that motivates me!

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago

No kink-shaming, you're weird, too, and you know it.

[-] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Maybe he'd prefer being a bottom?

[-] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 11 points 1 month ago

Considering that's three of the members of Rammstein, that's probably on-brand honestly

[-] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, it's better to have consensual gay sex with the band than non-consensual straight sex with the frontman.

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago
[-] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

We're gonna have a Conclave, all the way through the night. We're gonna have a Conclave until the smoke turns white!

(Courtesy of Mara Wilson, of all people)

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Mara Wilson had some good shitposts on Twitter. One of the few follows I miss from that site.

[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 month ago

Tryna find that Vatty daddy

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago
[-] FarraigePlaisteach@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

I hope one bad experience doesn’t spoilt it for him long term. Stay strong!

this post was submitted on 26 May 2026
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