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[–] 170 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Shave chest, put on a red tie. This is gonna be the most fire DK cosplay

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  • [–] 98 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Shave your arms up to your elbows. If anyone says anything about it say you took a cooking course on making pizza from scratch, and the instructors recommended shaving your hands and forearms if you were going to try hand-tossing the dough to limit contamination.

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  • [–] 43 points 2 years ago (17 children)

    Men, if you have an issue with being too warm, and are hairy, that's likely correlated. During the heat wave this summer I did total body hair removal, and my comfortable temperature range went from like 72F to 80F

    But, I have both hyperhydrosis and sweat triggered eczema, so staying cool is medically necessary for me.

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    I'm hairy as fuck and cold all the time

    How do I get more fur

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    Hair transplants work by redistributing hair from somewhere else on your body tho. So I would be even colder there

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Being fully hairless just makes my clothes feel stickier in hot weather. Fine hair helps wick moisture. But ya, better than being fully furry if your hair grows in like a gorilla.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I'm covered in thick fur from my head to the tips of my toes. I usually run hot and feel most comfortable in 65-68 degree temperatures.

    I did a full hair removal one summer - everything from the neck down - just to see if it would relieve me of the heat. Unfortunately, my hair also grows ridiculously fast. Not only did it fully grow back in less than a week, but it came back thicker! I now have fur patches in places I used to just have a few fine light hairs. Now I'm extra miserable in the heat.

    Bonus cruelty: I was in the US military for 20 years and kept getting stationed in hot places, including a deployment to Africa and a deployment to Iraq, both during the summer. I actually developed a heat rash in Africa from sweating too much.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Must fully commit now. Fill bathtub with Nair. Take weekly baths in Nair.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Thin out the hair on the arm to make it look natural...

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago

    "If you're going through hell, keep going!"

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    Well do the rest of the arm and then paint fingernails

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    It's a blessing in disguise. He's just realized he's a walking canvas. So many possibilities!

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (13 children)

    If you did what I do for a living, you'd shave up to your elbow! Without a second thought. I'm lucky for not having that much body hair.

    Apply moisturizer - that skin is sensible - and be prepared for ingrown hairs. And hitching.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Hitching? You mean this’ll get our man married?!

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    I work with substances nobody should really mess with and that implies wearing gloves for extended periods of time.

    Pulling hairs out is a daily event and washing contaminants away when the gloves fail with that much hair - or any amount whatsoever - makes things harder.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    My curiosity is piqued too! I’m mostly commenting so that I can check back later, but…

    • Are they wearing chain mail gloves (for sharks or cutting meat) that the hair would catch?

    • Going forearm deep in food, to stir or, I don’t know…?

    • Reaching into hot ovens or crucibles that the hair would singe?

    • Going forearm deep to help birth sheep or cows?

    • Or are they a wristwatch/hand model?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    That is a nice fur coat you have

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    George Costanza? Is that you?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    dual watches

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