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American milk companies have paid for this. When Americans buy milk, a small fraction of that is going towards this website.

Aubrey Plaza had the brand that she was this independent and couldn't give a fuck progressive chick. And then she did a milk propaganda campaign and her reputation took a hard dive.

Look, I get everyone needs to get paid. But it's not like milk needed another spokesperson. This was on the same level as Terry Crews doing an Amazon commercial on the heels of them denying unionization at a warehouse.

I lost a lot of respect for her after this commercial.

yeah, i saw a flock of chickens descend on a fullgrown chicken who just happened to be having a bad week. they're evil creatures.

Pretty much every herbivore will eat meat every now and then.

TIL while checking my own dumb joke. I guess I just thought they ate seeds, corn, etc.

As long as a plant is growing, it is a net producer of oxygen. When plants consume oxygen through respiration, they convert glucose into energy, but in doing so they use exactly as much oxygen as the plant liberated when it created the glucose through photosynthesis.

Meanwhile photosynthesis provides glucose which is built into cellulose which is the plant itself, and this produces oxygen with no consumption.

Net result is net oxygen.