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[-] unabart@sh.itjust.works 6 points 12 hours ago

That sign’s there after learning the hard way that gators will leap up and eat a juicy baby if you dangle it out there like a piece of chicken.

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

If there's a more convenient way to get rid of a child, I don't want to know about it

[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 3 points 11 hours ago

Square means information.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 19 hours ago

In Europe the red circle means “no [whatever is inside the circle]”. It took me a while to figure that out as a Californian.

And to make matters more confusing, a red circle crossed out means “cancel the No from before” so like the end of a loading zone or the end of a no parking zone.

[-] Chrobin@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 hours ago

On German streets, a red circle means prohibited, but a red triangle is a warning. For parking, crossed out ones means you can stop for a few minutes, keeping the car in sight, and crossed out twice means you're not allowed to stop at all. To mark the beginning and end of a no-parking zone, we use arrows.

[-] AlabasterQueen76@discuss.online 1 points 7 hours ago

I suddenly feel inadequate and very confused. Does this mean double and triple negatives? Or something else?

[-] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 day ago

That gator plays the maraccas.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago

Gotta lure the families towards it somehow 🤷🏻

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

And likes baby poop.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

We live near a park with alligators in an exhibit, they are well fed and lounge on the banks of a little pond, with some turtles, sunning themselves - so I always let my kids lean over the railing, not touch them or anything but I didn't worry about it since they were fed & lazy.

Until one day, we saw one of them lunge at a turtle and grab it, moving so fast! Crunch crunch gulp. Which disabused me of two wrong ideas. One, that these alligators did not care to have a snack, and two, that nothing but eagles could eat turtles. Someone had told me that no animal could bite through a turtle shell, but that eagles would drop them from a great height to crack them open, and since I'd never seen another animal eat a turtle, I bought it.

So after that, no more leaning over.

[-] sepi@piefed.social 7 points 20 hours ago

Always always always always always always always always always always always be wary of all crocodilians. ALWAYS. Pseudosuchians have been around for 250 million years, and it's not because of their personality or good looks.

[-] StillAlive@piefed.world 9 points 1 day ago

Well the turtles were part of the exhibit or were there to be food for gators?

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Part of the exhibit. They fed the gators chicken, the guy would stand on a platform and dangle the chicken on a pole, and get the gators to jump for it from the water. Like cats, it was kind of amazing. I always thought they were full of chicken. But maybe only one or two of them knew to jump for the chicken, who knows?

There's an alligator in the pond at my office park, and one day riding in on my bike I saw him grabbing breakfast, very exciting. But everyone knows not to feed them, and to to be careful of them out in the wild! I did not know to be careful of the ones that were behind a very low fence in an exhibit!

Here is the one I see on my way to work sometimes.

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 day ago

I'm always impressed how different things can be normal depending on where you live. Alligators on the way to work! It never crossed my mind someone's daily commute might include alligators

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

in London urban foxes were a daily nuisance, then i briefly lived on an ostrich farm in Poland, now I live in America and regularly have deer in my back yard.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

I have only once seen a fox, but we do have city coyotes. And amazing birds, whomping big herons and storks, and flocks of ibis, and in my neighborhood peacocks, downtown there is a flock of green parrots. I feel bad for them, sure they'd all rather have the space without the city but they have adapted. And we do have a lot of green space, mitigation is mandated when you pave over land otherwise flooding would be so much worse in the rainy season.

Ostriches can live in Poland? It seems so cold there.

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 hours ago

I guess they have a wider range than we usually think.
I've seen ostrich farms in Hungary and Serbia. Southern than Poland but still far outside of typical ostrich habitat.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 19 hours ago

Like big angry squirrels

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 19 hours ago
[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

A gator yelling at a careless parent for putting their child in a precarious position is a weird thing to put on a sign...

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The gator is running for superintendent and wanted the PR boost

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

I know what this means

It is not remotely intuitive that it means that

[-] mech@feddit.org 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

The meaning is the same in all of Europe, and has been for a hundred years.
It's also taught to everyone before they are allowed to drive.
It doesn't need to be intuitive, and crossing it out would make it much harder to see what's actually crossed out.

[-] AlabasterQueen76@discuss.online 2 points 7 hours ago

Okay. That actually helps me understand. Thanks

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 11 hours ago

There are different meanings of "intuitive". One is that anyone with experience of the world should understand it, even without education. By that definition, this is not intuitive. But nor would it be with a slash through it: the world does not teach us that slashes through things mean "don't do it" except through education.

By the other meaning of intuitive, that it aligns with other things which hopefully you have been educated about, this is pretty intuitive. Red circle means "don't" and there's a picture of a motorbike.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Funnily enough, I've never needed to drive, which resulted in me never bothering to actually get a licence. So I'd have easily missed that memo at many points in my life. I don't need a licence to walk or ride a bike on roads where it might be valuable to expect everyone on them to understand the signage in non-opposing ways.

Now I'm gonna preface this with: I can comfortably pass a driving theory test with no issue whatsoever, before anyone assumes I'm coming from a place of complete ignorance.

Slashes, crosses & bars through something are commonly understood by everyone to kinda mean the opposite of the thing that's got a line through it. When a kid wants to erase a mistake in school, they're taught to cross it out. Basically making that concept intuitive to everyone who made it through the first year of school.

Now, when other circles with crosses, slashes and bars exist in the same signage design language, it heavily implies an icon in an open circle is intuitively a signal something is permitted and not prohibited.

The only people you can guarantee that a red circle means "don't" for, are people who have a driving license in a country that isn't the US

That's far from everyone out there. Which feels like a fairly clear failure for a sign that would typically be important

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

But please only feed organic children to the crocodiles.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Best I can do is free range that's been fed nothing but penicillin and other children.

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Ahh so location please been looking for where to dispose of my unwanted infants it also is a plus i will be helping feed the local wildlife.

[-] DredPyr8Roberts@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Guessing Australia, but i would expect a second pic of the child in the gators mouth. Many of the warning signs there can be graphic.

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

We have crocs here, not gators

[-] DredPyr8Roberts@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Yes, of course. I tend to use "gator" to refer to all alligators, crocodiles, caiman, and ghars. I guess I should use "crock" because they are all classified as Crocodylia.

[-] huppakee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

When feeding consider size

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

There isn't a sign "do not feed" either so...

[-] go_go_gadget@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Recommended even!

this post was submitted on 24 May 2026
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