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[–] 58 points 3 months ago (1 child)

This isnt a shitpost. Its just an old meme

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  • [–] 57 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I miss Vines. They always seemed so honest compared to current year social media.

    Look at all those chickens

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  • [–] 57 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    “Where did you go for lunch?”

    “FIVE GUYS, MOTHERFUCKER.”

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  • [–] 37 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    "We need to try to reduce overall labor budget and headcount."

    "DOWNSIZE, MOTHERFUCKER."

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  • [–] 34 points 3 months ago* (5 children)

    "When did you wake up?"

    "SUNRISE, MOTHERFUCKER."

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    "What are those parasitic insects that grow their larvae under human skin?"

    "BOT FLIES, MOTHERFUCKER."

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    "Why did you want red and yellow contact lenses?"

    "SITH EYES, MOTHERFUCKER."

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    "I hate those tiny little candy bars and tiny portions of candy they hand out at Halloween, what are they called again?"

    "FUN SIZE, MOTHERFUCKER."

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    Good rhymes, motherfucker.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (1 child)
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    SICK RHYMES, MOTHERFUCKER

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    This loses a lot in translation from the original video

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    When you stay up all night: "Sunrise, motherfucker"

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    "They're wise, those Oedipus guys."

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Jin Woo: Arise motherfucker

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