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[–] 26 points 3 months ago (4 children)

"What are those parasitic insects that grow their larvae under human skin?"

"BOT FLIES, MOTHERFUCKER."

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    "Why did you want red and yellow contact lenses?"

    "SITH EYES, MOTHERFUCKER."

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    "I hate those tiny little candy bars and tiny portions of candy they hand out at Halloween, what are they called again?"

    "FUN SIZE, MOTHERFUCKER."

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