I have a busy morning planned

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[–] 56 points 4 months ago (4 children)

And here I am taking up my entire day playing with fire.

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  • [–] 37 points 4 months ago

    Don't forget to look the gift horse in the mouth

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Oh wow someone's published my douchebag corporate middlemanger's calendar

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    What douchebag corporate manager only beats around the bush for 15 minutes? Their defining characteristic is long-winded bullshit ramblings.

    A 10 slide presentation takes 2 fucking hours and it obvious the manager has no fucking clue what they are talking about.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Can you squeeze in "fucking around and finding out"?

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    This is going to be an important evening, I have three full hours of “be my own worst enemy” booked.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    What about kicking the tires? They're forgetting to kick the tires!

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    took an hour and a half to get to the elephant in the room, sounds about right

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    "Push Someone's Buttons"

    That meeting could have been a dozen emails that start with "Per my previous email."

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Tempted to put this in my work calendar

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    BRB gotta count unhatched chickens.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Aha! So you're the Netflix executive ruining everything!

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Not me messing around with Jim

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    The second 10am slot should be “knock it before I try it”

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Pencil me in for three martinis.

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