Let alone doing that at the same time.

Feel free to start a business of your own. It takes 200% of your free time and after paying employees there's often nothing left to live on.

Unironically me with anything to do with dust

It just doesn't bother me. I sanitize stuff, but I can raise a whole dust bunny farm for 6 months before I touch the vacuum cleaner

six months?!!

We could just go back to dirt floors

Yes, back in the day when clothes were washed by vigorously rubbing them against a washboard, and then one-by-one cranking them through a wringer / mangle to dry them. Rugs were cleaned by taking them outside, hanging them on a line, and beating them with a carpet beater. Clothes were expensive, so any time they were damaged it was up to the wife to sew and mend them, and often she'd be sewing new ones too. Bread wasn't something you bought at the supermarket, it was something you made at home using basic ingredients like flour and water. Eggs came from a backyard chicken coop, and the wife had to feed the chickens too. And so on, and so on....

The only one I do is EXTREME IRONING!!!

I honestly see the appeal of it

This is why polygamy took off.

I know it's a joke, but please hear me out... Just get roommates to share chores with.

The majority of people out there are not cut out to be poly.

If there'd be a roboter able to clean the whole bathroom, I'd buy it right away. Cleaning the floor is actually the quickest of my cleaning tasks.

A decently paying part-time job is so rare that it’s basically an oxymoron

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