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[-] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 166 points 2 months ago

Its only staggering in the context of having to spend all of my free time and energy making money for someone else

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Let alone doing that at the same time.

[-] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Feel free to start a business of your own. It takes 200% of your free time and after paying employees there's often nothing left to live on.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 months ago

Yeah, and a start up investment of oh about your entire life savings if not multiple times that, which if your business fails will be nearly impossible to recoup and leaves you with either mountains of debt at worst, or at best ten thousand tacky tchotchkes that you thought seemed cute or humorous at the time but it turns out no one was willing to pay $50 for just to have crowding their living spaces... 🤷‍♀️

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Just start a multi billion company! /s

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[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 114 points 2 months ago

"I hate being a housewife. You cook, you clean, you do laundry, and then six months later you have to do it all again."

Joan Rivers

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Unironically me with anything to do with dust

It just doesn't bother me. I sanitize stuff, but I can raise a whole dust bunny farm for 6 months before I touch the vacuum cleaner

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[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago
[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Speaking as a standup comic, not being literal.

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[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 109 points 2 months ago

Remember housework used to be considered a job that needed a full time adult to attend to

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

We could just go back to dirt floors

[-] moriquende@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

Still gotta sweep those (seriously)

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[-] StillAlive@piefed.world 6 points 2 months ago

You need to coat them with cow dung.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_dung

Mopping and cleaning doesn't sound so bad now, does it?

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[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Yes, back in the day when clothes were washed by vigorously rubbing them against a washboard, and then one-by-one cranking them through a wringer / mangle to dry them. Rugs were cleaned by taking them outside, hanging them on a line, and beating them with a carpet beater. Clothes were expensive, so any time they were damaged it was up to the wife to sew and mend them, and often she'd be sewing new ones too. Bread wasn't something you bought at the supermarket, it was something you made at home using basic ingredients like flour and water. Eggs came from a backyard chicken coop, and the wife had to feed the chickens too. And so on, and so on....

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 months ago

The 1950s and 60s had many of our modern conveniences and yet the standard was for 1 adult to handle the household

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

The 1950s are a really atypical time in history. The US was the victor in a world war, and the only country whose infrastructure didn't get absolutely smashed. Workers still had labour protections won during the great depression. And, full electrification with easily available electrical appliances was brand new.

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[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago

I'm only able to keep up with it during my summer break from teaching. That said, I've told people that it's a matter of energy, not time*. I get my house spotless in two hours a week, but doing just one 90 minute lecture drains me to the point that the last thing I want to do is clean.

*Note: Folding clothes can fuck off, somehow that nonsense takes an hour with minimal impact on my home.

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[-] lauha@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

Now you get the appeal of minimalism. If cleaning is taking too much time, then reduce the amount of things you have to clean.

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

Having a mid physique means all the textures were made for you and don't warp in weird ways.

[-] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 months ago

They can be the same thing. COMPETITIVE HOUSEKEEPING YEEHAAAW!!!!

[-] HobbitFoot 10 points 2 months ago

The only one I do is EXTREME IRONING!!!

[-] Matty_r@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

DomestiCORE 6000!!

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

This is why polyamory took off

[-] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 10 points 2 months ago

I honestly see the appeal of it

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Doesn't the amount of dishes just skyrocket tho

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 months ago

Yeah but that's why you get a partner who is good at dishes and doesn't mind doing them if you vacuum. You just happen to be better a vacuuming. It's the same idea that makes trading with other countries better than doing everything local.

[-] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 7 points 2 months ago

I don't mind doing dishes, as long as those end up in the sink or colse to it. Don't make me clean those up across the home.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

This is why polygamy took off.

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[-] GhostFace@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

I know it's a joke, but please hear me out... Just get roommates to share chores with.

The majority of people out there are not cut out to be poly.

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[-] ClownStatue@piefed.social 17 points 2 months ago

As you age, the amount of effort increases. At least, it seems to.

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[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 months ago

Status as parent confirmed. 🫩

[-] inari@piefed.zip 10 points 2 months ago
[-] Undaunted@feddit.org 18 points 2 months ago

If there'd be a roboter able to clean the whole bathroom, I'd buy it right away. Cleaning the floor is actually the quickest of my cleaning tasks.

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[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

One of the reasons it is important to find a decently paying part-time job: so you can have enough time for these things.

[-] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 months ago

A decently paying part-time job is so rare that it’s basically an oxymoron

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[-] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
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[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Life was a lot easier, before we made it so easy.

[-] plyth@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

Start working on a cruise ship where you don't need a house.

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