I guess it makes sense, but I've never thought of it like that before.

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[+] 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (28 children)
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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    unfair we can’t have smooth, holeless abdomens too.

    Gonna throw this upfront: Don't image search this unless you're prepared to see some seriously mutilated babies on the brink of, or in some cases shortly after their death. This is close to the top of the worst NSFL shit on the internet.

    Anyway, gastroschesis. Birth defect in which the intestines are outside of the body at birth. The fix is to basically cut a new hole and shove them back in, with the resulting wound being kinda at the doctor's / parent's discretion: they can immitate a natural belly button, or just say fuck it and give it a clean closure line, the resulting scar from which can heal with virtually no visible scar tissue. I think it's more common for there to be -some- disfigurement from the scarring, but babies have fucking super powers when it comes to healing, and a wound that would give you or me a ropy, nasty scar, would look like a little scratch on them.

    So, not quite smooth/holeless in the way you're probably thinking, but potentially not far off from it - all you need to do is be born with a condition that's likely to kill you!

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    On the bright side - 95% survival rate.

    Thanks for sharing, was a strange read, but made me fear less essentially.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    95% survival rate

    Oh, I had no idea it was that high! I had ~50% on my brain. That's pretty incredible looking at some of these - crazy portions of their abdominal contents are just hanging out.

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    My niece had this! Her parents elected to leave her without a belly button and, yep, no visible scar tissue :). Pretty incredible, given how dire things looked when she was born.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    There is a religious debate in the Talmud if Adam had a belly button

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    If Adam had one and he was made in the image of god, would that mean that god had one as well? And that god therefore had a mother?

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    eh, if aliens ever produce lab-grown humans, i think there's a 99.9% chance they'll have belly buttons too, guessing that they're growing them in artificial wombs where the baby makes an umbilical cord.

    i mean why would you do it any other way? maybe an infusion directly into the arm or sth ...

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (2 children)

    right? the umbilical system is frankly so useful and well designed that it's one of the few things you can't use as evidence against god creating us. It actually looks like some thought was put into the design.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    smooth, holeless

    ...undecorated

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (3 children)

    So you're saying your scars decorate you?

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  • [–] 28 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    people who had the rare appendicial cancer, have to get thier bellybutton(among other organs) removed, because the "cancer jelly spreads all inside the abdomen whent he cysts burst. audrey hepburn had this disease.

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    For a long time I believed that my belly button grew hair. As my belly button had a little tuft since puberty. I mean there were new hairs then, so I just didn't consider it.

    One day the conversation (exposed navels were in vogue at the time) turns to this little tidbit.

    Well, you can imagine me putting two and two together and eventually tugging a little plug of dead skin and belly button lint wrapped around a few dozen hairs.

    I wish it hadn't been before smart phones. It was one of those things that's so gross you hang onto it for a day or two out of some primordial reverence.

    Also, does anyone else's navel serve as a nausea button? I've had several partners try to play with it and it's not enjoyable at all.

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    +1 to nausea button! Anyone know why that is?

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    And unique to each individual. Perhaps we can use it as a security identifier along with fingerprints.

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    bellybutton ID to replace faceid, soon all business wear will have exposed belly button.

    That's normal office attire

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago*

    I’m def cool with this, except I work in a kitchen so I’d end up scarring my pretty little tummy. Also it may be pretty but nobody wants to see my happy trail with carbonara and Alfredo all over it. Maybe some of y'all do, I guess. idk.

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    It is a lint factory.

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