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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by neidu3@sh.itjust.works to c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world

Or as my GF calls it: Spring descruffication.

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[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 22 points 2 months ago

I missed the U and I couldn't comprehend where one would have so much hair down there.

I... this happened to me too.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

The second "n" in annual normally prevents this.

[-] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 16 points 2 months ago

Now do your head.

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 12 points 2 months ago

It's way too easy to read that as "anal haircut".

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Oh my god they vaporized him.

[-] imeansurewhynot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

tf, did this picture load right to left for anybody else?

and is that the first time a picture has ever done that in your entire life, like for me?

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's probably the picture itself. For some reason, when I take a picture with my phone in vertical, it does that. I think the pixels stay in the absolute orientation relative to the phone, and it just edits the exif data for it to render vertically.

[-] imeansurewhynot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

bonkos, thanks. nice curls

[-] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

That’s the result after one year? This amount gets cut off every 6 weeks.

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That may not be all of it. My hairdresser did some cleaning along the way. Last time I visited her was around this time last year, and once again I came in with shoulder-length hair worthy of an 80s progrocker, and I left looking like... uh... whatever short hair plus haven't shaved in ages looks like.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Are you me in the immediate future??? I was thinking of getting a haircut for the first time in 2 years.

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Donate it. I give to "Children With Hair Loss". Takes me two years to grow it to around a foot long. Im one year into my 6th donation. Two full heads of hair and 3 mohawks, already in the bag. Im 50 now, figured, if it keeps growing back, why not.

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

I haven't had a haircut in years and haven't trimmed or shaved my beard in maybe a year. A manicured me is a weapon and I just don't want to deal with the trouble I get into.

[-] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

I have a hair trimmer. Trim all my hair down to 5mm once every two months. Easy.

this post was submitted on 22 May 2026
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