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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

That's odd, I don't see Shelly.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

you dont get to just meet shelly! your levels must be checked, you gotta get rid of those thetans or youll contaminate whats left of her!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Nah, she just developed a... Sudden and acute case of agoraphobia

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Great, now we're going to get sued.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Sued? .... we probably have agents all over the site now and this place is going to turn into a recruitment service

All Hail Mother Hubbard and Xenu!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

i feel like 'federaction' would get a lot of traction in the marketing of the federation.. but then.. maybe they killed and ate all the marketers. it was a somewhat utopian society after all

/handy

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

You never know.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Wait is using "/handy" as a shorthand for Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy... Is that a thing?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

yes, i made it a thing. thank you for noticing!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Well gosh darn it. I like it.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

We live in the darkest timeline.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

No we don't .... the timeline just never changed ... it's always been dark

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

reality's default setting; dark

oops, its in the kernel only set at runtime, sorry!

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