People don't know but aging is a non-deterministic process.
What if, by pure chance, the chicken was never hit by a single particle of ionising radiation?
What if, by pure chance, the chicken's cell division never had any errors in the genetic code?
What if ... the chicken drank from the fountain of youth?
Have you considered this?
Maybe he just took really good care of it. But I wonder, why he would only notice on his death bed. Why not earlier? Maybe they lost contact and the chicken heard he was ill and came to cluck it's farewells, just in time.
We are given no indication that he first wondered this on his deathbed, only that he wonders (perhaps in continuation of the biggest oddity in his life) on his deathbed.
That's true. We should never stop to wonder.
I've long maintained that two sentence horror can only ever be a simple setup-punchline format, which makes it functionally a joke.
I heard the squeaky footsteps fade as the killer clown walked past and down the main hallway of the killer clown factory.
I moved to open the closet door, finally leaving my hiding place to make my escape, but as I stood to turn the knob, I heard a sound from behind me—the last sound I’d ever hear—which sent shivers down my spine: “Honk honk”
wtf put a CW on this for old cock cmon now
"Ah, finally, I'm all alone," I said to myself as I sat in my bedroom at midnight.
"No your not," said Knife Guy.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
A man shit down on reddit and types a run on sentence.
Then he types another.
Stuck my dinkle into the hyper jorkulator hole. Looked up in shock that it was actually the peepee nebulizer hole.
AAAAAH HOLY SHIT
wait, old birds are scary to you of all ~~birds~~ people?
THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT MORE SCARY
Then who was creature?
The creature was you
oh so I did get it...
Reads like a koan made by a magical realism writer
budismo con características americanas
Love is kinda crazy with a spoopy little chick like you
This is just Mr. Jingles.
"There's no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you"
-Maya Angelou
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