People don't know but aging is a non-deterministic process.

What if, by pure chance, the chicken was never hit by a single particle of ionising radiation?

What if, by pure chance, the chicken's cell division never had any errors in the genetic code?

What if ... the chicken drank from the fountain of youth?

Have you considered this?

Maybe he just took really good care of it. But I wonder, why he would only notice on his death bed. Why not earlier? Maybe they lost contact and the chicken heard he was ill and came to cluck it's farewells, just in time.

I've long maintained that two sentence horror can only ever be a simple setup-punchline format, which makes it functionally a joke.

wtf put a CW on this for old cock cmon now

"Ah, finally, I'm all alone," I said to myself as I sat in my bedroom at midnight.

"No your not," said Knife Guy.

Stuck my dinkle into the hyper jorkulator hole. Looked up in shock that it was actually the peepee nebulizer hole.

AAAAAH HOLY SHIT

Then who was creature?

oh so I did get it...

Reads like a koan made by a magical realism writer

Love is kinda crazy with a spoopy little chick like you

This is just Mr. Jingles.