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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/ZombieBait2 on 2026-05-20 00:43:06+00:00.

This actually happened yesterday, but I’m such a rebel you can call me Billy Idol and watch me yell.

Yesterday, my kids and I were watching My Hero Academia when my eldest asked if we could have a snack. I said yes.

My youngest volunteered to get the raspberries. He’s six and a half, so I said yes… this was a big mistake.

He had to wash the raspberries before serving them. A few minutes later, he brought them back to the living room and put them on the coffee table, smiling and so proud of himself grinning ear to ear.

Can you guess what the fuck up was? I bet you a cool million that you can’t.

Turns out he washed them with soap.

Nothing prepares you for the taste of Dawn-flavored raspberries.

TL;DR: My kid served us raspberries washed with dish soap.