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[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

"Well I see he's white, so that seems to be in order. Bailiff, let the defendant go fre...wait, how rich is the defendant?"
"Not very, your honour. He's a poor person who lucked out with the card."
"How unfortunate for him...GUILTY, YOUR SENTENCED TO FIFTY YEARS!"

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Lawyer: "My client is in a penny." Judge: "What??" Lawyer: "He's "in-a-cent""

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Is sighed by Trump your honor.

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 16 points 22 hours ago

Depending on how the game has gone (and house rules), there can be an advantage to staying in jail. When you're there, you don't move around the board paying rents to places you visit, but people can still pay rent to you.

Now, if there's a house rule that rents that would to be paid to a jailed player are to be paid elsewhere, well then, that makes things more interesting.

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 12 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)
[-] StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today 8 points 17 hours ago

There are professional monopoly players?

[-] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

We truly live in the darkest timeline.

[-] architectonas@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

jesus this mascot is creepy

[-] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 16 hours ago

Ive seen Monopoly games turn violent before. Id imagine that mascot has seen some real dark shit.

[-] roux2scour@jlai.lu 22 points 1 day ago

He didn't even get the "get out of prison premium" card

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

That's why he had to go to court, premium you can skip that entirely

this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
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