A cartoon illustration of the Monopoly Guy sitting in a courtroom while his lawyer presents a card to the judge. Caption reads "Your honor, before proceedings begin my client would like to make you aware of his "get out of jail free" card."

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[–] 23 points 4 months ago (1 child)

He didn't even get the "get out of prison premium" card

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Depending on how the game has gone (and house rules), there can be an advantage to staying in jail. When you're there, you don't move around the board paying rents to places you visit, but people can still pay rent to you.

    Now, if there's a house rule that rents that would to be paid to a jailed player are to be paid elsewhere, well then, that makes things more interesting.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Is sighed by Trump your honor.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Lawyer: "My client is in a penny." Judge: "What??" Lawyer: "He's "in-a-cent""

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    "Well I see he's white, so that seems to be in order. Bailiff, let the defendant go fre...wait, how rich is the defendant?"
    "Not very, your honour. He's a poor person who lucked out with the card."
    "How unfortunate for him...GUILTY, YOUR SENTENCED TO FIFTY YEARS!"

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