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[–] 2 points 3 months ago

"Well I see he's white, so that seems to be in order. Bailiff, let the defendant go fre...wait, how rich is the defendant?"
"Not very, your honour. He's a poor person who lucked out with the card."
"How unfortunate for him...GUILTY, YOUR SENTENCED TO FIFTY YEARS!"

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