https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-31711446
a weasel riding on the back of a green woodpecker
i am the captain now
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A modern scorpion and frog tale.
Bloody squirrels, comin' over ere, takin our jobs, you stoats are all right but bloody squirrels, let me tell you
Anyway here you are, elephant and castle, that'll be 30 quid mate
"LOL" said the weasel, "LMAO".
"The eagles are coming!"
Ride Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
Whow - I'm going to Ibiza Whow - back to the island ...
I can show you the world.
"And to your right you will see the birch tree where my ex-wife, Tammy, lives, a thin-leaved deciduous hardwood that is short lived, but still lasts longer than our marriage."
Lmao where did you even find this
Got it from a friend who themselves probably got it from /r/196
Is this rea life? Is this just Fantasy AI?
Caught in a landslide?
Its real, i think the weasel attacked the bird
“Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when ‘Sports’ came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.”
Don’t just stare at it Weasel….
WOAH YEAH KICKSTART MY HEART, HOPE IT NEVER STOPS WOAH YEAH BAAAAAABYYYYYY
"Hold on Atreyu!"
The ride began comfortably enough, but when the bird started asking him whether he enjoyed the green and purple sky too and if his feathers were melting too much, Bob began to realize that he had made a terrible choice by not walking today.
And he didn't even notice the sticker on the birds bumper that read gas grass or ass, no free rides
That's just Banjo Kazooie
"Straighten up and fly right!"
Titanic: the woodland creatures version
And so the king of wood bore me away from Isengard faster than the wolves and orcs released from the gates could match. Though he more me, his take was only to bear information; so I bade him take me rohan where a small toad and I would race to the shire in a sucession of expensive cars, likely to wreck a great number of them.
record scratch anyway, this is me, you might wonder how I got into this situation...
'Have you ever heard the story of the scorpion and the frog?'
Just look at those eyes. I think the correct caption is "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"
Voiceover: “Their love was forbidden…”
"Aha! Gotcha you biiiig AAAaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiigh!"
The Pixar's Hoppers and Avatar movie franchise crossover nobody asked for.
Uber trying new systems to pay drivers even less
Just here will be perfect, mate.
Almost (but not quite) Unluckies.
Hope on loser, we are going to ToS violation
Can fly
Still loses to a land based predator
Toruk Makto?
Nobody expects surprise weasel butt sex
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