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TIL - painful but you get to continue living
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You know what?? Here! Go fuck yourself!
*Take this and go fuck yourself.
This has been de-fingered
I always look for the finger. I feel robbed.
Detachable Penis covered by "They Might be Argonauts"
I haven't thought of that song (or King Missile in general) in a long darn time.
My mp3 very clearly says that song is by primus
I didn't realize they had covered it but I bet it's a hoot. I'll have to see if I can find it.
Sorry I was trying to make a joke. For years I really did think it was primus but it's just that whoever put it on ~~likewise~~ limewire mislabeled it.
In that case I'm sorry for not getting it! :)
The only logical step after unsolicited dickpics
"fuck it, you do it"
So does it grow back or is it a 'one and done' type thing?
"painful but you get to continue living"
Why bother?
can still play vidya games without dong
Depends on the game, I suppose 🤔
Same
So what I'm hearing is that octopus bros need more lady octopusses that are service dommes, as opposed to ravenous pillow princesses.
toxic feminity 😭
this post was submitted on 15 May 2026
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