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Fear me (thelemmy.club)
submitted 5 months ago by to c/witchymemes@lemmy.world
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[–] 34 points 5 months ago (12 children)

What if that is my dream girl?

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (10 children)

    Yeah, and is there a wait list?!

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    Like what’s the criteria here, do we all have to fight to the death for Crow Jane or what? Or is this more like trivia night at the bar…. Tell me what I need to do?!! Hit the gym or hit the books?

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    You just have to head towards a part of the forest you shouldn't have.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Well yea, but then when we get there is that where we battle to the death and/or answer trivia questions? Man I’m so confused

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    I don't think that's how crows work. They choose you, not the other way around. I suggest carrying lots of small shiny things, and being kind to all crows (as they are very smart and have good memories.)

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Aww man, now I gotta have bling? I mean, I can be nice but I’m also on a budget you know? Times are tough - man, Capitalism ruins everything

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I think they can just be nice little stones or tinfoil.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Oh sure look at mister money bags out here affording tinfoil!

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    My friend, you are not thinking like a crow. Go outside, stand where a bird would stand. Just stand there. After a while, when you see something shiny, look at it. Go pick it up. Do this for a while. Then. Then, my friend, you will have offerings for the crows.

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    • [–] 25 points 5 months ago

    so you are my dream girl

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    [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    The quote appears to originate from this longer blog post.

    https://lifewithoutapaddle.com/shit-my-brain-says/the-raven-the-forest/

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    [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    Six of one, half-dozen of the other

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    [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    Aww so cute

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    [–] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    There are no girls of whom I shall ever dream; for it is the crows, silent and wise, who inhabit my dreams.

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    • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    i like crows. crows are friend.

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    [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    i was more intrigued when i read this as "the shouting of cows", and now i'm just disappointed

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    [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    “I’m countess crow! Countess of the crows!!! “

    [Gets defeated by a dude with a pillow case…]

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    [–] 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    The Lockheed Martin Pilot does not concern himself with the crows nor the forest

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (2 children)

    yeah but why bring the lockheed martin pilot up? i'm clearly fat and have no bones. i'm more of a rolling bowl of pudding. i don't want to insult you to your face so i'll let you do that yourself.

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