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Fear me (thelemmy.club)
submitted 5 months ago by to c/witchymemes@lemmy.world
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[–] 10 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Like what’s the criteria here, do we all have to fight to the death for Crow Jane or what? Or is this more like trivia night at the bar…. Tell me what I need to do?!! Hit the gym or hit the books?

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    You just have to head towards a part of the forest you shouldn't have.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Well yea, but then when we get there is that where we battle to the death and/or answer trivia questions? Man I’m so confused

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    I don't think that's how crows work. They choose you, not the other way around. I suggest carrying lots of small shiny things, and being kind to all crows (as they are very smart and have good memories.)

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Aww man, now I gotta have bling? I mean, I can be nice but I’m also on a budget you know? Times are tough - man, Capitalism ruins everything

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I think they can just be nice little stones or tinfoil.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Oh sure look at mister money bags out here affording tinfoil!

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    My friend, you are not thinking like a crow. Go outside, stand where a bird would stand. Just stand there. After a while, when you see something shiny, look at it. Go pick it up. Do this for a while. Then. Then, my friend, you will have offerings for the crows.

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