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Fear me (thelemmy.club)
submitted 4 months ago by to c/witchymemes@lemmy.world
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[–] 9 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I don't think that's how crows work. They choose you, not the other way around. I suggest carrying lots of small shiny things, and being kind to all crows (as they are very smart and have good memories.)

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Aww man, now I gotta have bling? I mean, I can be nice but I’m also on a budget you know? Times are tough - man, Capitalism ruins everything

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I think they can just be nice little stones or tinfoil.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Oh sure look at mister money bags out here affording tinfoil!

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    My friend, you are not thinking like a crow. Go outside, stand where a bird would stand. Just stand there. After a while, when you see something shiny, look at it. Go pick it up. Do this for a while. Then. Then, my friend, you will have offerings for the crows.

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