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[-] Sergio@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago

You just have to head towards a part of the forest you shouldn't have.

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Well yea, but then when we get there is that where we battle to the death and/or answer trivia questions? Man I’m so confused

[-] Sergio@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago

I don't think that's how crows work. They choose you, not the other way around. I suggest carrying lots of small shiny things, and being kind to all crows (as they are very smart and have good memories.)

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Aww man, now I gotta have bling? I mean, I can be nice but I’m also on a budget you know? Times are tough - man, Capitalism ruins everything

[-] Sergio@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

I think they can just be nice little stones or tinfoil.

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Oh sure look at mister money bags out here affording tinfoil!

[-] Sergio@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

My friend, you are not thinking like a crow. Go outside, stand where a bird would stand. Just stand there. After a while, when you see something shiny, look at it. Go pick it up. Do this for a while. Then. Then, my friend, you will have offerings for the crows.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

It is on you to be prepared for whatever may come.

this post was submitted on 09 May 2026
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