Wow this is next level trolling. Like, ok because the US is beggging me not to hurt poor little Putins feelings I personally allow him to have his little parade.
It seems that a small part of him is still a comedian
there must be so many sarcastic jokes bouncing around in his head at all times, wouldn't be surprised if he keeps a diary of them which we'll see when he leaves office.
It's so refreshing to see a government decree NOT on Twitter. It always blew my mind. Twitter is not for official government communication.
Should hit them once they exit the square.
How about just beforehand?
No, we ain't butthurt. WE AIN'T BUTTHURT!!!
- Peskov, commenting on the decree.

I dont have any good ideas to make use of this template, but I think it could be a good one. Imagine how salty Putin would be if this image was popping up all over defense and milblog parts of the internet
Steel.
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