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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago

Cheese is the only reason I have left to get out of bed in the morning. An ex once said my diet is like 90% cheese, and when I tried to refute that claim, I had difficulty making a case that I don't actually eat that much cheese. That was the day that I realized I may have a problem. But since nobody shames anyone for being a cheese-aholic, I'm not even going to attempt to quit.

Also, I'm going to buy cheese later today.

[-] morto@piefed.social 22 points 3 days ago

Do you happen to have a dog called Gromit?

[-] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 3 days ago

Watch out for gout

[-] SystemDisc@piefed.world 2 points 3 days ago

Cheese is one of the foods that increases your serotonin levels. It literally makes you happier.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago

Oh y-y-yeah, well I eat twice as much - no ten times as much - cheese as you! That's ~~180%~~ 900% cheesy!

[-] morto@piefed.social 19 points 3 days ago

Wait, the author is officially on mastodon? Nice!

Is there a way to follow from lemmy?

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 3 days ago

I don't believe so. I think you might be able to do it from Mbin, but it's been ages since I've logged into an Mbin instance.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

(Me watching the asteroid approach while chowing down on seven pounds of Parmesan)

All women are fascinated by cheese. It's just a fact.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Walk into the club with a wheel of cheese. You’ll thank me later.

Oh you have a whole wheel? That's fascinating, what would you do with it? I'm so curious.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

So you walk up to the bar through the smoke and noise, preferably to “Rock You Like A Hurricane.” Then the hotties will turn to each other and say stuff like, “OMG Becky, a cheeseboy. Wanna make a grilled cheese if you know what I mean???” And other things of that matter.

[-] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"OMG Becky, look at the WHEEL, it is so BIG"

From the acclaimed song "baby got brie"

this post was submitted on 08 May 2026
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