slop coding

Slopmaxxing

Introducing tech debt.

They should be expecting a similar respose Microslop had.

Sloptimisation?

I submitted "slop feeding". It's nothing to do with vibes, it's not even coding. You're just feeding prompts to the slop machine.

If that catches on, you heard it here first 🤣

Refucktoring.

Nogramming

autoclanking

Vibe coder -> slop gobbler

Clown Coding?

Token burning

I think a small spelling change is enough to bring things into balance and harmony:

clod (noun)

1. a lump or mass especially of earth, clay, or shit.

2. oaf, dolt

cloddish adjective cloddishness noun cloddy adjective

Fraud

Dunning-Kruger Coding, Slop Shoveling, Hallucination Harvesting, Bug Farming, Script Grifting, Token Tossing, or maybe Prayer-based Programming?

Wasting electricity.

fauxgramming

Slop Prompting

Cuz you're not coding at all. You're just prompting the slop machine to generate some slop.

Destroying Business Value.

Maybe that's too on the nose?

Very well, 'hallucinated' it is.

I hallucinated this script last night. I'm shipping hallucinated software. I wanted to come up with some feature ideas so I started hallucinating.

Didnt they come up with that term themselves? Reminds me of "terfs" or "gender criticals" being pissed that the terms they came up with for themselves is being used as a pejorative. they dont want to understand that its not about the specific phrase; they suck, no matter what they call themselves.

Cuck coding

Larping

"moron revealing"

Clanker code

Streisand Effect Inbound

Stealing

Slop Gambling

Slopware manufacturing

Prentending

Slop-mopping

Slop-pilled token-maxxing?

V.I.B.E.* coding

• Very Inaccurate But Entertaining

Gamble addiction.

then make it work on something other than vibes

Slop-sloshing.

Maybe they should spend less time trying to get people to use nicer terms and more time realizing people don't want their product.

Heres an alternative, Claude. "Go fuck yourself."

Vibe bug writing

Slopping

natural language compilation