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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 60 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If she also sleeps with me and not just my husband, she could have twice as much cum. Then again this would mean less cum for me, which is upsetting.

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 40 points 2 weeks ago

This was the rollercoaster I came here for.

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 weeks ago

you came here? im sure the cumslut will be happy to hear that

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Ghis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Cum'on, you had Rollercumster right there :(

[-] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Are you sure you are not the cumslut in question?

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Truly, this is the socialist utopia I am fighting for.

From each according to their ability; from each according to their needs. If you have plenty, it's only reasonable to share with the cumslut

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 57 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is a classic example of the decline of the American standard of living!

Boomer misogynists were able to hate their wives. GenX hated on their girlfriends. GenY is forced to hate women in theory.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck this is bleak.

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

GenX hated on their girlfriends

This is not true! We hate on everyone equally.

[-] caurvo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

What about gen Z? Metaphysically?

[-] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] BladeFederation@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Why is this so true? Damn that's sad.

[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

What's the take on us millenials?

[-] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Millenials are GenY. Confused the hell out of me for awhile until I realized we were the ones people were talking about.

[-] Rumo161@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

We thought a better world for everyone is coming and we can leave the hate for women etc. behind. Then the change didnt come so we are left searching for validation and a sense of security in the arms and croch of married men eversince.

[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I was just curious lol. Im married and everything, so I wanted to know what the general consensus was.

[-] foofiepie@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago

Immediately assumed this was a Violet post.

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't, but that's because I remembered the other thread where TSH claimed to be the other woman in an affair. People were outraged.

[-] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 1 points 2 weeks ago

Same, which is odd since I blocked her a while ago

[-] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago

I have a husband? Is he hot? How much money does he have? does this mean I have health coverage? Is the cumslut included with this deal? Where's my ring?

[-] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks @TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Defeat the cumslut by becoming the cumslut.

!You know you want to!<

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I don't get it. How often you homewreck bi–curious women?

[-] Wander@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

That is the person saying the quote about cumsluts.

[-] Mister_Hangman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I think he wants to jerk it to this chick but isn’t sure if she’s getting railed online anywhere

[-] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 weeks ago

I was expecting this to be a violet08 post.

[-] Scrollone@feddit.it 1 points 2 weeks ago

Who's the girl in the post? You know, for science...

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