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Apple agrees to pay iPhone owners $250 million for not delivering AI Siri
(www.theverge.com)
Keep it and fuck off
$240 million to the lawyers
Honestly, they can keep the money if they avoid anymore work on "Apple Intelligence."
They think that would cost them significantly more that 250m.
Could I pay them to keep it undelivered?
That's probably an eighth of their marketing budget for these ads. Not a single fuck was given by one of the wealthiest companies in the world.
I don’t want AI siri but I’ll be damned if I don’t get my $3 or whatever
Actually it is $1.09
$25-95 per phone per the article… is it enough?
The US justice system is a joke
That’s because it is merely a legal system now. There appears to be no justice.
Sweet I can use the settlement to buy ram or a hard drive. Oh wait……
Even if it had existed and replied with an answer, we all know it would be a giant fucking gamble. To rely on it you have to be a giant fucking moron, although who else sings “I am genius” to themselves
this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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